girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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