i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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