Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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