Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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