Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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