that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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