just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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