I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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