We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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