The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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