I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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