"it" just moved
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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