So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
