I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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