butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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