Come see our sink grown plant.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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