I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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