Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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