she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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