i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
