I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Text me some of your sweat
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