Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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