What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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