When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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