I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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