he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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