lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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