I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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