I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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