Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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