You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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