well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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