I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I see more hoeing in ur future
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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