dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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