covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Drake has all the answers
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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