i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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