Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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