so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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