I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You can't special order awesome
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
false alarm, still single
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