I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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