I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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