i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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