Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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