ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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