i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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