nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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