It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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