I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He better not be in your backpack
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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