How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
pray to the hookup gods
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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