im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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