Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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