id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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