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• (845): View more from New York

  so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.

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• (310): View more from California

  Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.

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• (619): View more from California

  He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.

  (802): View more from Vermont

  'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing

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  how legible are my texts

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• (631): View more from New York

  You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.

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