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  Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  its not stalking. its research.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  we have officially mastered the walk of shame

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (619): View more from California

  When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.

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  he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (818): View more from California

  end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.

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• (209): View more from California

  i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?

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