We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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