its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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