I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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