ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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