I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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